Also known as: ブルアカで抜いた生徒を庇うヤンクミ, ブルアカで抜いた生徒を庇うアルティメットセンセイ
Japanese copypasta meme featuring Gokusen character Yamaguchi Kumiko (nicknamed Yankumi) verbally defending one of her students who masturbates to Blue Archive girls. First surfaced in July 2022 and soon spread like wildfire to various Japanese image boards and social media. Then people started uploading animated music videos on Nico and Youtube.
Note that this is not canon, but a fanon meme.
Original copypasta
Original JP:
[quote]待たせたな。
お前ら笑うなっ！
こいつは
誰も知らねぇとこで、
毎日ブルーアーカイブで
過酷なオナニー
してんだよっ！
お前らは毎日
ブルーアーカイブで
オナニーして、
精子出してんのか？
出してねぇやつは
笑うなっ！[/quote]
Translation:
[quote]
Kept you waiting, huh.
DON'T YOU GUYS DARE LAUGH!
He's been fapping away real hard in secret to Blue Archive every day!
Do you guys even fap to Blue Archive every day and cum?
If you don't then DON'T LAUGH!
[/quote]